May 2013
Let’s not beat around the bush, Tumblr will soon enough be dead. There.
May 20th
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I went on another date tonight.
May 20th
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Anonymous asked: Your farts are amazing
May 16th
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May 16th
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[[MORE]] This is a strange statement but I just hate having feelings so much. They’re nothing but trouble for me.
May 15th
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Too often I question whether or not I even exist when waking up in the morning.
May 14th
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May 14th
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not-even-funny: Don’t go in the Daft Punk tag now, Don’t go in the Daft Punk tag ever.
May 13th
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Pop pop pop, watchin’ muh follower count drop.
May 9th
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Choosing auto insurance is difficult. Should I get collision coverage? Should I get comprehensive? Should I just get the bare minimum? Ugh.
May 8th
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I’m in a rut.
May 6th
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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels… Except chocolate.
May 6th
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wienermeister: aww u wanna drink lil guy? here u go enjoy
May 6th
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I’m going to try teaching myself Calculus, I hope I can do it.
May 2nd
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Male here. I can safely say this is largely inaccurate. By the time I could form my first sentence “Momma”, it was clear that I was lusting to rape my mother after suckling her tits for so many weeks. I wanted nothing but to stick my undeveloped cock inside her gaping vagina, I had nothing else on my mind but rape. I’ve started taking estrogen tablets at the suggestion of my girlfriend so I can...
May 2nd
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I’m so out of touch with my feelings. Oh well.
May 2nd
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May 1st
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May 1st
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April 2013
My favorite part of college is leaving it.
Apr 29th
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Apr 25th
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Burn in hell Trigonometry final. You’re the last thing I must complete before I can leave this school forever.
Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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appropinquabamus replied to your post: For the past couple of months my follower count… illuminati muh false flags, muh police state, muh war crimes
Apr 24th
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For the past couple of months my follower count has been fluctuating between 802 and 804 followers. A tad strange, no?
Apr 24th
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Damn girl you look so tan(c)/sin(c).
Apr 22nd
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Good, evil, both are fine choices.
Apr 21st
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Let’s touch cloacae.
Apr 19th
forcedanonymous replied to your post: My father spoke of starting a pizzeria in the… not only that, but pizza. Pizza will kill me.
Apr 18th
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My father spoke of starting a pizzeria in the future with his current business partner; I really hope this idea comes to fruition. Mainly because I want to design the website. logo, and packaging.
Apr 18th
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radarpaal: I find it absolutely astounding how this website seems to create problems out of everything. Every statement, opinion, event, article, literally everything is picked apart and over analyzed and made into something sexist or racist or fascist. I remember reading a post that had a picture of a man wearing a pink shirt that said ‘save the boobs’ or something along those lines. It was...
Apr 18th
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I’m so proud of how Bazaar.tf is doing. To think that it’s almost been a year since the website launched.
Apr 18th
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Today was the worst work day I’ve experienced so far. Now I must frantically study for my Trigonometry test in hopes that I don’t flunk it. Why hasn’t anyone killed me yet? I only ask of it to be done every other text post.
Apr 18th
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Apr 16th
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Cat.
Apr 12th
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What if we were forced to shout out the blog posts we’ve made in the past month out in the real world?
Apr 12th
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If I dig a hole into the ground and stick my penis in it, am I fucking the Earth?
Apr 9th
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Apr 5th
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I wish tomorrow just didn’t exist so I could go to Miami already.
Apr 4th
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Hey, join this TF2/Dota2/Steam treasure hunt on my website: http://bazaar.tf/trails Is gud deal )))))))
Apr 4th
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forcedanonymous: >wearing blue for autism awareness day shouldnt you be wearing a fedora instead
Apr 3rd
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March 2013
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My club had such a great event today, but I feel so crappy right now.
Mar 28th
Mar 28th
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Fuck Comic Sans and fuck everyone using it ironically thinking that they’re funny.
Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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jasmine-blu: ignitionpoint: men cannot be raped. Men cannot be raped. MEN CANNOT BE RAPED. Why is this so hard to comprehend???? the fact you have feminist in your about me embarrasses me. Any gender can be raped. Woman are not protected by some shield. Its more common for woman to be raped but that doesn’t mean men can’t. Feminism is about equality. Not making woman better than men.  ...
Mar 28th
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[[MORE]] But, am I completely at fault in these situations? The burden isn’t solely on me to take an initiative and keep a friendship together… Perhaps it’s for the best that these relationships don’t last if neither parties care enough to maintain them.
Mar 28th
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I have such a horrible habit of making new friends, talking for a while, and then forgetting they exist. From there we just grow apart until we’re eventually strangers once more. I’m the worst.
Mar 28th
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Kill. Me.
Mar 28th
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I have an essay due tomorrow morning and I haven’t even started. Kill me.
Mar 28th
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