aww u wanna drink lil guy?
here u go enjoy
(via nathanyall)
aww u wanna drink lil guy?
here u go enjoy
(via nathanyall)
I’m going to try teaching myself Calculus, I hope I can do it.
Male here. I can safely say this is largely inaccurate. By the time I could form my first sentence “Momma”, it was clear that I was lusting to rape my mother after suckling her tits for so many weeks. I wanted nothing but to stick my undeveloped cock inside her gaping vagina, I had nothing else on my mind but rape.
I’ve started taking estrogen tablets at the suggestion of my girlfriend so I can hope to pacify my rapist tendencies, but sometimes I slip up, like when I rape my girlfriend by asking her to clean up the kitchen, or when I sexually violate her by trying to have intercourse with her, or buy making her feel mentally raped by asking her not to spend all my money.
Somedays are harder than most, being an entitled white male who has nothing else on the mind but rape, but I try every day to better myself, as should all of you.
I’m so out of touch with my feelings. Oh well.
Anya Gallaccio - Red on Green (2012) - The life and death of 10,000 red roses
I wonder what the smell permeating the air was like as time went on.
(via modestmemory)
(via tastybreakfastsquid)
My favorite part of college is leaving it.
i sware m8, i sware on me fookin mum i’ll hook u so hard, so hard in the gabber
(via aluminumpizza)
Burn in hell Trigonometry final. You’re the last thing I must complete before I can leave this school forever.
Who are you? I’m scared.